Description: Nixon Player Watch
Listen up. You hear that noise that sounds like the dying offspring of a parakeet and a racoon? That's the guy who didn't buy this watch, sobbing into his cups because his Spongebob watch didn't work as a clever pick-up line. The Nixon Player Watch doesn't guarantee that you won't be alone at closing time, but at least you aren't the parakeet/racoon with Spongebob on his wrist.
Features of the Nixon Player Watch
Nixon Player Watch Colors Available:
GOLD/GOLD, MT BLACK/MT GUNMETAL