Keep the cold and evil spirits at bay with the Shevil from Homeschool. It's hooded, has front pockets, and looks rad. It's everything you need from a hoodie and nothing you don't. The always-fashionable sweatshirt, now imbued with magical Continuum-Mid Fleece powers to fight against malicious feminine spirits and stinkiness. Heck, it even has a zipper, the cutting edge of closing things technology! I guess that one hasn't improved in quite some time, but it's a classic. Buy this or you're dumb!