Capita Totally FKN Awesome Snowboard

Back for an encore performance, the Capita Totally Fk’n Awesome Snowboard has returned to make the entire mountain its own little plaything. Somehow Capita concocted a method to purify awesomeness through some sort of high tech chemical process that probably also involves a particle accelerator in a lab somewhere. They have taken their formula and injected the aptly dubbed Totally Fk’n Awesome board with loads of it.

A Flatkick design keeps things straight through your feet so you can track straight and charge hard with complete disregard for speed limitations. The tip and tail are kicked up for superior float in the fluffy stuff as well as catch free maneuverability. The sidecut has a slightly reversed arc that enables you to ride in a more aggressive manner, while a stiffer flex is perfect for those with an aggressive approach to riding. Going hard has never been easier with all the ridiculous windsurfing inspired action of the highly touted Capita Totally Fk’n Awesome Snowboard. So get out there and be Totally Fk’n Awesome.