2012 Capita Charlie Slasher FK Snowboard: Charlie Slasher was a misguided theologian, a powder hound that revealed to the world that everyone could walk on water so long as they had the Charlie Slasher FK Snowboard from Capita. They called him a greedy charlatan, a fake with no morality. But morality shines in its Reforestation Certified Sustainable Wood Core! It turns out that this abominable abomination has a heart and allows you to glide effortlessly atop the deepest of powder thanks to its magical Flat Kick technology and rockered nose. Its tapered shape is outfitted with a centered stance so you can retain a level of freestyle often times lost in a set back powder stance. What was first perceived as a speculative fiction brought on by Capita’s Charlie Slasher FK Snowboard now deems true through eye witness testimony. It’s not that Charlie Slasher wanted to discount Jesus; he just wanted to construct the best powder board known to mankind. Here it is! The 2012 Charlie Slasher FK Snowboard from Capita offers messiah-like float and effortless turn initiation with a freestyle fortitude for ultimate fun in powder.