At Burton they stand sideways. They sleep on floors in cramped resort hotel rooms. They get up early and go to sleep late. They've been mocked. They've been turned away from resorts that won't have them. They are relentless. They dream it, they make it, they break it, they fix it. Burton creates. Burton destroys. They wreck themselves day in day out and yet they stomp that one trick or find that one line that keeps they coming back. They progress. Whoa doggy! Five whole pockets! “Ya hear that Ma’! These pants gut five pockets!” It would be funny if they had only three pockets. Man, I hate pants with three pockets! In addition to the mind-boggling amount of pockets on these snow pants, they got DRYRIDE for, well, a dry ride and fully taped seems for a super duper weatherproof seal. They’re also Slim Fit, but not slim enough so you can’t fit a Slim Jim® in one of those five pockets. But wait, it gets better. They have a LIFETIME WARRANTY, too! But you can’t warranty them if you don’t think they’re slim enough. Instead, you need therapy.

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