2012 Airblaster Alaska Blaster Jacket: If Awesome supercollided with tightly woven dobby fabric and was then fortified with fully taped seams it would be named the Alaska Blaster Jacket from Airblaster. This lightweight 20,000mm waterproof Airblaster jacket skyrockets past the stratosphere and blasts straight into the stylesphere where Form and Function embrace the benefits of each other. Together they make up the Alaska Blaster Jacket and tag team inclement weather like the Legion of Doom in the heydays of WWF without the terrifying makeup and choreographed moves. No more dog-days of winter. Combined with a freestanding collar and laminated membrane for increased weather protection and breathability the Alaska Blaster Jacket blankets your body in awesomeness. Strategically placed 2-way mesh-lined pit-zips for superior ventilation? Yes please! Indeed you could point out that this super-collision is one that has brought to light a galactic union the likes of which an Alaskan Grizzly Bear could admire, but why state the obvious when you could just super-collide with the 2012 Airblaster Alaska Blaster Jacket and live happily ever after? That’s a rhetorical question. You know what to do.